Been a long time since I've laughed this hard...

This post is about my daughter....and while I would love to put this on my family blog....I figured I better leave it annonymous. Plus, some of my friends may not find it as funny as I did. ha ha

I was sitting in the living room when my sassy 7 year old walked in with a very worried look on her face. She said, "Mom, I think I have a problem." I asked her what was wrong. She replied, "well, you know when you fart and it comes out your butt?" I said yes....now very intrigued and a little bit worried about where she was going with this. She leaned in real close to me and said in a very quiet voice, "I'm not sure why, but my private part just beefed one." I errupted into laughter and couldn't regain control. She just looked at me like I was so insensitive! I was crying I was laughing so hard. I think it was all in the presentation and how she said it. Oh man...gotta love the honesty of little kids!

Phone Tag

I was talking to my dad on the phone yesterday and he made a comment about how he had been playing phone tag with someone. Bob could only hear my side of the conversation and heard me say "oh don't you just love playing phone tag with people?" Shortly after that I got off the phone and resumed what I was doing. Bob looked at me and said "wow, I didn't realize your dad likes to play those kinds of games." (insert confused look from me) I asked him what he meant. He said "you guys were talking about playing phone tag, that sounds fun, how do you play?" I didn't know if he was serious or not. Well he was serious. He had no idea what phone tag was. I explained it to him only to get the '20 ft stare in a 10 ft room' look. I asked him if he understood what I was saying and he said "not really". I just left it at that and walked away.....giggling.

What's a car ride?

A couple of days ago the hubby was making a quick trip to the store to pick up some milk. Not wanting to drag the whole family along, he quietly got dressed and ready to go. Our youngest son who is 4 spotted him and asked if he could go. The hubby agreed. He did not want to take all the kids (who can blame him). As they were getting ready to leave Bob asked the hubby where he was going. The hubby replied "we are just going for a car ride" (not wanting to say store because then all the kids would be asking to go). Bob had a confused, blank expression on his face and after about 30 seconds said "Dad, what's a car ride?" Whoa. The hubby and I looked at each other wondering if that had just happened?!? The hubby spoke real slow and explained what a car ride was. Bob got frustrated and said "that's not what I meant...I thought maybe it was something special." Ha ha ha. I guess the next time I get in a car I'll have to savor the experience. I just don't understand sometimes...